Forever Alone
I think there is some disconnection between reality and how my friends view me as. key word there is friends.
Honestly, i’m not much of a ladies man. a handful of people seem to think I have the ability to get swarmed by girls by taking off my shirt and doing a backflip. I’ve done many shirtless backflips, i’ve yet to gain the attention of any girls by doing this.
or they think my massive boobs/moobs act as babe magnets. they don’t.
I actually put off a weak first impression, unless i’m actually trying to not. I don’t like to talk much, I don’t talk about myself much unless asked, i’m short, i look like a kid (with my shirt on). Once you get to know me i guess it get’s more interesting, but my first impression is weak as fuck.
I also don’t really dress to impress, i’m kind of trying to change how i dress slightly, but honestly… my body is way too naturally warm for me to wear anything too restricting. jeans suck, jackets suck.
I don’t really try to get any girls right now, but even if i was trying who knows if i’d get any.
and lastly, in college it seems like any attractive girls are already taken LAWLZ
This was supposed to be a partially humorous but truthful post. k bai.
