My TV to My's Life

i doubt it. there’re gonna be attractive people wherever you go, just gotta find them :P

eat shit…

• æ: Post a picture of yourself.
• ✌: Share a childhood memory: So at orangewood’s children home there is this one room for the “good” kids. unlike all of the other rooms which were just a bed and drawers for clothes. the room for good kids had video games and such. me being me i was thrown into there quite quickly. during the day i was super happy because i had video games! but at night i was super lonely and scared, sleeping in a room all by my lonesome. on a side note, one of my first roommates there taught me the word “tight” as in cool. he was black.
• ♡: Make a confession: i’m really happy with how much whiter my teeth have gotten :D
• ❁: Share one of your insecurities: my fail english
• ✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird: i like wearing unique/bold hats that still look cool
• ☹: Share a turn off: being ditzy 
• ☀: Share a turn on: this isn’t so much a turn on, but more so a pattern or generalization. pale flawless skin. throw in some curly hair and side swept bangs. *jizz* which is kind of weird because i don’t find many of the kpop girls too attractive, they’re ok
• ♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past. comptine d’un autre ete - yann tiersen
• ♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile: The majority of the decathlon team is laying together in a bed telling ghost stories, when we see in the corner a shadowy figure rises and approaches us, at first we’re scared, but we realize it is just one of our teammates, so we say hi…but she doesn’t respond. we try to get her to respond but she doesn’t, she’s just standing there… with her hair over her face and facing us. and then while we’re all kinda spazzing out on the bed. another one of our teammates enters the room “hey why do you guys look so sca- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT[or some other vulgar phrase]” as it turns out, someone sleepwalks, but never knew they did.
• ☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.: sex :D
• ☮: Share a relationship story: i’m kind of out of relationships bro… LOL then again it doesn’t specify what kind of relationships. there is this super pale girl, she loves and hates me. our friendship began with some talk about popeyes. most of her life she resembles something we all know and love: rudolph. she loves to doodle on skin. we both suck at french together. she told me when her boobs grew, because her bra got tighter. well, i had a lot of fun throughout high school with jenniH, we never really hung out much out side of school, but damn did we have fun when we sat next to each other. i think i got sexually molested by her many times though…

Æ: Post a picture of yourself.
☮: Share a relationship story.

Freshman year, self conscious me, awkward naive young relationship, i was very embarrassed and too scared to do anything. also thought about how people would see me with a taller girlfriend. i was just way too self conscious and too much of a pussy back then. 
♡: Make a confession. 

Honestly i like to show off, but also honestly most of the times when i’m shirtless i’m not showing off, it’s just fucking hot.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.

*breathe in, check to see if lower stomach got bigger, breath out* (repeats) this is how you’re supposed to correctly breathe, if your chest expands instead…you’re breathing wrong. :D

I personally don’t, just as long as  you don’t homewreck them or actually do anything with it.

Share something about yourself others might think is weird: I’m fat, i’m not buff. i dislike short shorts. i’m a quirky guy, sue me.

♡: Make a confession: i’m completely clueless with girls.

♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile: so i’m at work and i’m working along with a new Caucasian team member, a vietnamese lady with terrible english comes in and he is unable to help her, so i walk out and start talking to her in viet while he just stands and stares with his mouth open like :O. he was super confused, he didn’t know we were speaking in a different language, i think he just thought there were a bunch of jamba terms he didn’t know. tis funny. 

i don’t think a name really needs to be said, it’s kinda rude to throw it out there.

not dumb, i was trying to word it to explain, but first off you have to realize there are many different kind of smarts, so lets say she was too much book smarts and not enough street smarts.